Mermaids, Meme Aids

m1tos1s:the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:52:41 -0700

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

looselylesbian: tilthat: TIL Leonard Cohen struggled for years writing the song ‘Hallelujah’, and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:19:33 -0700

looselylesbian:

tilthat:

TIL Leonard Cohen struggled for years writing the song ‘Hallelujah’, and had to pare down around 80 verses to get his original recorded version. In one writing session he was reduced to sitting in his underwear, bashing his head on the floor.

via reddit.com

the baffled king composing hallelujah

captainmarvels: Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:15:42 -0700

captainmarvels:

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:14:22 -0700

bisexualbendy: sablestine: that’s only a con if you’re a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:12:24 -0700

bisexualbendy:

sablestine:

that’s only a con if you’re a coward

All I see are two pros

apathetic-revenant: can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:06:10 -0700

apathetic-revenant:

can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

hpinfalsettoland: the-marvelous-spidey: hpinfalsettoland: Peter: big mood Steve: what does that...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:13:27 -0700

hpinfalsettoland:

the-marvelous-spidey:

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

stevesboyfriend: stevesboyfriend: idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:08:52 -0700

stevesboyfriend:

stevesboyfriend:

idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is absolutely a mirror of steve… they even straight up say it in the film.

“I do what he does, just slower”

okay we gonna do this because Sam is a reckless motherfucker that absolutely mirrors Steve’s characterization and i’m goddamn tired of people grossly misinterpreting his character b/c it fits in better with their two dimensional therapy dog version of him

Sam doesn’t like taking orders, he’s not pliant or obedient. He does what he believes is right and damn the rules (sound familiar??). Theres a reason they fucking hit it off so well right from the start.

Following that we have Steve turning up on his doorstep looking like a building got dropped on him. And what does Sam do?

Yeah sure… I’ll let a couple of avengers who just told me everybody is out to kill them into my house. Sounds like a good time. It’s also a bit telling that Sam knows exactly where his suit is. Ten bucks says he’s actually tried to steal it before but couldn’t quite manage it on his own.

And then we start getting into really no holds bar Sam:

Y'all like to forget Sam brought a two inch knife to a gun fight and won. Not to mention, he clearly walks around with a knife on him at all times… not just in his car, but on his person.

Sam gives no fucks and will take you out. Winter soldier? Bitch try it

Some hydra fool who won’t stop talking Nazi nonsense?

Fuck this guy. he’ll take him on in nothing but a fucking t-shirt.

Oh and remember that building that Steve jumped out of? Might as well top that by jumping out of the same one, just about 20 stories up.

Cool, cool, cool.

Going feet first towards the rotor blades of a helicopter, knowing if you miss your legs are mulch?

No problem.

Steve wants to track down an international maybe still brainwashed assassin?

When do we start?

And of course, this wouldn’t be complete without the penultimate Steve/Sam comparison.

So to everyone who trashes him, or does him a disservice by making him out to be nothing more than a therapist who can fix Bucky and Steve I have one thing to say. In the immortal words of the legend Samuel Thomas Wilson himself, “Man, shut the hell up.”

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:55:57 -0700

marieincolour: powertothebaskets: jxsontxdds: bob-belcher: th...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:52:26 -0700

marieincolour:

powertothebaskets:

jxsontxdds:

bob-belcher:

thechanelmuse:

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

Bonus:

DAAMMMNNNNN

Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit

….Did he tell her to chill with emojis?

smol-spinet:okay wait so lance is canonically bilingual, plays the guitar, and sings do you know...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:44:10 -0700

smol-spinet:

okay wait so lance is canonically bilingual, plays the guitar, and sings do you know what this means
Hunk: “I dropped my spaghetti :((”
Pidge: “This is so sad Lance play despacito”
Lance, sitting in the corner strumming the first chords to despacito on his guitar:

the-bi-writer: killerchickadee: truth-has-a-liberal-bias: zes...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:05:36 -0700

the-bi-writer:

killerchickadee:

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

zeshuetoral:

pewresearch:

As of April, 59% of U.S. adults who are eligible to vote are Gen Xers, Millennials or “post-Millennials.” Yet if past midterm election turnout patterns hold true, these younger Americans are unlikely to cast the majority of votes this November.

Time to break the mold! This year, everyone votes!

The only (peaceful) way to keep Trump and the Republicans in check, is to vote.

Register to Vote and Confirm or Change Registration

If you’re not voting against these people then you’re voting for them. You can’t bitch about what Trump is doing to this country if you’re not even attempting to do something about it.

listen i say this every time i see a voting post, but if there’s a barrier that keeps you from physically voting (like, you go to college in a different place than your permanent address, you have work/school, you’re home with kids, you’re disabled, etc) YOU CAN GET A MAIL IN BALLOT.

It’s called “absentee voting”, and over half of states don’t even require any sort of documentation for you to get one. You can literally just. Request one. And then you can vote by mail ahead of time, saving yourself So. Much. Stress.

[info on how to get an absentee ballot in each state]

Oregon has mail in ballots for everyone, and we consistently have high voter turn out, which is why I spread this info, every chance I can.

Note: Also, technically your employer has to give you a couple hours off on election day if you’re working more than a certain number of hours, but losing paid hours isn’t an option for a lot of people. So get on that absentee request!

girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:04:25 -0700

girldagger:

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

deadgodjess: shikagemaru: more-meme-than-man: I really just do not understand the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:02:08 -0700

deadgodjess:

shikagemaru:

more-meme-than-man:

I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

Queue the stream of libertarians bitching about “you can’t just steal money from people!” Shut up, chad. I’d skin Jeff Bezos with a butterknife if it would undo his greed and give money to the millions of people it could help. He could single-handedly end poverty if he wanted to.